Welcome to the Monday edition of the Pick Six newsletter!
Since you’re probably wondering how my weekend went, I guess I’ll go ahead and tell you: My wife broke her foot on Friday, and for her, the only hilarious thing about this is that it meant I had to handle the grocery shopping.
I am the Arizona Cardinals of grocery shopping. She knows that. I know that. Everyone in the store knows that. The Cardinals are giving up on the season before it even starts, and that’s what I wanted to do before I even stepped foot in the store. I sent my wife roughly 19 text messages worth of questions before I even got through aisle 2. I hate aisle 2. Why are there so many bread options? Back in my day, there was white bread, wheat bread and English Muffins. Now, there are 41 different varieties of bread, which is 37 too many.
The good news for everyone is that I mentally recovered enough from the grocery trip to get today’s newsletter done.
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