Ah, “The Perfect Find,” a movie that attempted to sweep us off our feet with a romantic tale of unexpected love. However, as I watched the story unfold, I couldn’t help but realize that ending up with Eric would have been far from perfect. Let’s dive into the reasons why I would have run for the hills and left Eric in the dust!
Reason 1: Darcy’s Read
Picture this: a moment of truth when Darcy, played by the brilliant actress who could read a phone book and make it captivating, takes a verbal flamethrower to me for robbing the cradle and messing around with her son. Did Eric utter a single word in my defense? Nope! He sat looking like a 12 year old in trouble being scolded by his mom. Seriously, if my supposed-to-be man can’t even defend me when it matters, that’s a huge red flag. Sorry, Eric, but mama bear deserves better!
Reason 2: “Pregnant Lady” = 2nd Hand Embarrassment
Now, let’s talk about that cringe-worthy moment when Eric referred to Jenna as a “pregnant lady.” Oh boy, so much is attached in that statement! In that very instant, he morphed into a child. I feel like he damn near called her old. She wasn’t old when y’all were in the horizontal tango.
“The Perfect Find” might have tried to convince us that Eric was the perfect man, but these reasons show…
