Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Season 12 of my NFL picks.
Since this is the first week of the 2024 season, we’re going to do my favorite Week 1 exercise, which is me telling you how my offseason went. If you’re new here, this is generally the part of my picks that everyone skips over due to the fact that my life is boring. Well, except this year, and that’s because my wife and I welcomed a new baby.
Does that mean I haven’t slept in three months? Yes.
Does that mean I can now smell colors? I believe that’s also a yes.
Will the baby somehow improve my NFL picks? At this point, that’s still up in the air, but my theory is yes.
I spent a good chunk of the offseason on paternity leave, and 90% of that was spent studying the new NFL kickoff rule. And let me just say, besides changing diapers, there’s nothing I know more about than the new kickoff rule. And now that I know everything there is to know about the new kickoff rule, I have fully uncovered all the secrets of the NFL and I now know who’s going to win the Super Bowl.
So who’s it going to be?
That’s a great question, and you can find the answer by clicking here to see my predictions for the entire 2024 NFL season. If you click over, you’ll see my…
